Reflected

i just realised that im not an atheist. maybe not yet but i consider myself as an agnosticist. it's a pitiful group where maybe few atheists shun or religious people hate. however, i've weighed the pros and cons and too, the "evidence" unearthed.

that's why im semi atheistic.
so, agnosticism!

willy nilly, i wont be blogging for some time because of my computer got zapped by excited electrons thru the telly line. oh GOD.

see you readers.


ps: i have no intention of spreading insect porn.

Malaprop Pun Irony

is there a way to practise speaking besides practically speaking?
that wasnt a monologue question.

imagine given 2 minutes to read on a topic mayhap politics or someshit then you have to talk for 2 minutes about it adding bombastic words to impress your asian examiner. seriously, i'd rather a native english speaker than some aunty. i dont know, the examiner would definitely be the cynosure of the speaking exam. heh.

someone introduce me to a cognoscente before midnight.

doesnt this thing ring a bell?

taken from my toy closet. bugs' life. pixar disney.

i think i have some futuristic batman figurine in the plastic container. pretty disappointing tho because instead of a cape, it has a glider. something like the green goblin's. yea. and it has some projectile like torpedo.

Pen!$

i find this picture really interesting.

Dynastidae

being aphorisitc; is harnessing nature in plastic pure evil or as a prove of devotion for nature?
im guessing both. heh.


i just came back from mersing today, eunice my cousin had some wedding party last night WHICH was the same night i captured bobby the rhino beetle in a plastic bag. never felt good harnessing nature in plastic, like the time i caught bobby brown in a plastic "bag".

yeah.

but then; it's all for a good cause. more people will appreciate the offsprings of nature or some of you might say it's gawd's. it means the same anyway so to hell with it.

willy nilly, im doing this in the name of Biology.

google never fails me or anyone. worth worshipping.

so, i present you with Oryctes Rhinoceros. which was it's maiden name. now it's Bobby Two Inch. like it's namesake, it's two inch. a rhino beetle.

it probably has some jagged mandibles which i do not wish to try getting bit or experimenting it with my skin because on the way back from mersing just now, i took a little shut eye in the car. when i woke up, i noticed a pretty large hole in the plastic bag. then noticed the absence of  bobby version 2.0 in the bag. panicking, i took up the plastic bag and noticed that the rhino beetle was there no more. thanks to my fast reflexes, i folded both my legs up the seat i was on. all of a sudden, as if Nature Called, the beetle crawled out from beneath the seat my mom was on. it was definitely the cynosure of everyone in the car. heh.

had no choice to put it into a potato crisp can which made it pretty oily and would look good on a dish in some restaurant in china. i think it feeds on fruits.

bringing it to school on tuesday.

anyhoos, my aunt from singapore was talking to my uncle about some keropoks in terengganu. suddenly she popped a question on the availability of turtle eggs on the beaches. then she asked me if i was interested in eating them, i told them that turtles are at the brink of extinction but they said it's like a soft chewy edible ping pong! what the copulation!? half expecting them to say "if i dont eat them now, i wont be able to taste them in the future", i told them to not eat it but they insisted on saying it's nice.

wonder if most singaporeans are like that.
and they always think malaysia is some bloody kampung country with no electricity or water.









i underlined the word Most.

I Am The Highway

and i really got myself thinking when i saw this. thinking why it isn't available in shops when the ad says eleventh october two thousand nine. day after day after days; i get people telling me that it isnt out yet, some telling me it's next month and etcetera. some telling me that it's already out.

and thought that it was gonna be released last week. then i remembered that im in malaysia where the date format is dd/mm/yy instead of mm/dd/yy in the states. so yeah, faux alarm.

education has really to be comprehended. either study it for the sake of studying it or to gain certain knowledge. with the end of October closing in, it dawned upon me how significant this year really is. in a sense of change in environment, and people.

never did i imagine me wearing a form six uniform, or making awesome friends throughout the year. i admit that i was pretty much of a recluse last year. but hey, everything happens for a reason don't they?

the next time people tell you form six is tougher and more stressful than other options; ask them whether they know these two people.

happy deepavali to all of my friends.

What Lies At The End of The River?

definitely not a  four leaved clover or something lucky
neither are there any leprechauns or a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow for you to invest in the stock market.

i took some time off to speculate how insignificant humans were to nature. if you say nature has an ego, and has a mind of her own, i wouldnt mind worshipping trees and rocks anymore. call me pagan but i wouldnt mind. takes exams for instance. in my eyes, they are just papers to evaluate, belittle and to divide people of social integration. stupid and dumb. how do you define dumb anyway? if you classify people suffering from dyslexia dumb, wait till you see what they can really do.

im sure there are things besides education to ameliorate humans. puissant placebos, motivational speeches. with 6.5 billion of us, im pretty sure if large countries dont adopt doughty laws like china's; to limit only one child for each couple, we're gonna over populate the globe. they say 21.12.2012 is a lie. im at the tip of the fence. push me to your side with your speeches and thoughts. i'd say it's time for a "restart". to wipe off life from the face of earth just like how the dinosaurs died.

although with much uncertainties, im convinced that dinosaurs didnt die from a large rock falling from the sky.
albeit sense is made, volcanoes producing carbon monoxide suffocating the reptiles made more definite sense.

would you rule out the fact that humans might have existed before ink touched the pages of historical records? so long ago that maybe their remains might have been converted to petroleum? the idea of aliens certainly makes a whole lot of sense. you've studied biology, how much more sophisticated can a human be?
please dont start with super red lasers emitting from pupils. or any other organism is? the last image of an alien i would probably have in my mental frame is a bug eyed green midget. riddling my readers with questions is definitely not wise.

lay me with yours then.




"the time atheists probably existed was when Man found out that rain wasn't really of God's doing"

You Know What's Funny?

im going to stop all these atheistic stuff, it's either im an ass to a religious believer or a critical thinking someone to a non. last post, i promise. aphorism is much better for me; although it leads to atheism sometimes.

the video below this post; has already proven this guy wrong.

Reality ; isnt really that far

still semi atheistic.
but believes that all religion have been deviated by Man.

think about it. think critically. think rationally.

Disclaimer

i have no credit to the video below. i just totally agree with this video. i can not be labeled as an atheist may be just yet but this video definitely made a whole lot of sense.









aphoristic terse #03: The time when Man will be successful is when they accept and deal with the fact that this guy who created the world and the whole universe containing billions of galaxies and trillions of solar systems is not Real.



subs, tonch, mel you gotta agree with this.





"definitely polemic."